Stripey Series Entry 04 : Can You Find It?

First I found him. And then I murdered him in public. After which I took his shirt and fashioned it into socks.

He's on the internet now but that didn't stop me. You think you can hide from me, huh? HUH?!

And now my bear Elton makes an appearance.

Running out of creativity, I then made a random picture.

Because I've fully utilized my props (what props?) and because there is a huge mess on my bed and I am itching to clear it, I will stop for this weekend. If they do appear, the next posts will explain how I slayed a mythical creature and robbed his socks.

Stripey Series Entry 03 : German Socks

Sometime ago, some dude sent me a package.

Tragically, nobody cares about Ringo Starr.

Have you ever in your life, been sent socks by mail? No?

*evil laugh* I HAVE.

They are socks from a German football club, St Paul. Do you see skulls? That's why it's a badass football club.

Although these are not stripey socks but skull socks, I'll include them cos they came from the same package. And also because it'll be some while until I finish the stripe series and start with the skulls. Because I'm slow and lazy. Yes.

  

My doll Nara makes a special appearance. Because I've run out props to make interesting pictures. 

I don't know if sending socks is actually a trend or something, but a few weeks later someone else sent me 20 pairs of socks, by mail too. .............or did Christian

..... start the trend?

*dum dum dum dum!*

Man, this post is full of suspense.

Stripey Series Entry 02 : Mime Socks

Bought at the same time as the Freddy Socks, these are comfortable as hell too. And also they are probably rejected socks. Some socks dude making them at the factory fell asleep / glanced up from the socks at hand to talk to his buddy, and ended up making a pair of socks that did not exactly match.

You see it too, right? Right??!

Anyway that's what made them special. Sadly, due to old age and the numerous trips to the washing machine, Mime Socks had gotten so thin people might mistake them for being hoses. I must prevent that from happening!

Invicible Socks Mode 5% On.

And so I went to buy...

MIME SOCKS : GENERATION ll

Here you can see the Hair-Face Ghost wearing a hilarious t-shirt.

"OMG why is there a coffin on the floor?" Some dude asks. "Well," I answer, "that's where I stored the dead body of the mime after I stabbed him in the face and stole his socks." That's right.. that's how much that's left of him.

For some reason, someone thought it a good idea to include lace on stripey socks. It's kinda weird.

However, I still bought them. Nobody knows why.

Stripey Series Entry 01 : Freddy Krueger Socks

It's one of those days... You wake up and thought "Shit I need to throw some socks away!" I'm positive this happens to everyone at some point of their lives.


No?


Hm.


Well anyway, unlike most people, I'm quite attached to my socks. Do you remember the time when you had to throw away your old PlayStation to get a Ps3, or when you had to send your least favourite child away so that you could adopt a new one? That's how I felt every time I had to throw away socks. That's when I had the idea to document my socks, so that I could still look at their photographs after they're long gone, just like how you took a picture of your child before you sent him away ( Did you? I hope so ). And also it's a justifiable reason to stay home during the weekends, taking photographs of socks and writing about them.


What's that, Inner Voice? It's not?


Hm. Not talking to you anymore, you're unsupportive as hell.


Starting with... my Freddy Krueger socks.

I'd give anything just to adjust the position of the bottom sentence. But I'm lazy.

Besides being kick-ass and insanely comfortable, Freddy Socks unfortunately, are also quite old. In fact, like ancient... they're at least 3 years old. A coupla weeks ago I bought.....

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FREDDY KRUEGER SOCKS : GENERATION ll

No, I didn't rob those socks off a homeless hobo at the train station. Bought those at a perfectly legal shop although I do feel ripped off  'cos obviously some dude just got a pair of scissors and just kinda went crazy on the originally unmolested socks. I totally could've done it myself, man. Did I just make a pun earlier?

*considers*

I conclude that I did not. Despite looking like footwear for hobos / something that a rabid dog used as a chewing toy, Freddy ll goes quite well with my SuperBoots™.

It is a well-documented fact that I use these boots to kill stray kittens on the streets.

Freddy is finally happy.